Lawyer Jokes

Difference Between Catfish and Lawyers

The difference between a catfish and a lawyer is that one is a scumsucking bottom feeder, and the other is just a fish.

Lawyers and Lab Rats

Scientists are considering using lawyers in place of rats in lab experiments. Researchers get less attached to them and there are some things rats just won't do.

Keeping It In Proportion

It's 99 percent of lawyers that give the rest a bad name.

That's Not Funny

The problem with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes.