Firearms Humor

Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

I thought I saw this somewhere before, but a Libernet e-mail post attributed this to Todd Prior:

I was bored last week and a thought occured to me. Why is it that there is a government bureau which oversees alcohol, tobacco, and firearms? I was bored enough to call up the regional office of said bureau. I asked the man who answered the phone, "What wine goes best with an M-16?" He did his best to be helpful, however. "That depends. What are you smoking?"