Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
-- P.J. O'Rourke, in Parliament of Whores
There aren't any three branches of government. It's all government. And it sucks.
- John Matonis, speaking at the 1977 Libertarian national convention. Cited in Carol Polsgrove's "In Pursuit of 'Liberty'," The Progressive, January 1978, 42:38-40.
