The difference between a catfish and a lawyer is that one is a scumsucking bottom feeder, and the other is just a fish.
Scientists are considering using lawyers in place of rats in lab experiments. Researchers get less attached to them and there are some things rats just won't do.
It's 99 percent of lawyers that give the rest a bad name.
The problem with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny, and no one else thinks they're jokes.
