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BuzzWatch

Top Ten Things I Hate to See on the Web

10. New!

It's all new to me buddy.

9. Broken links

I never have any.

8. Black backgrounds

Almost always ugly.

7. Odometers

Ten thousand robots can't be wrong. It gets good mileage too.

6. "Top 5%!"

Yeah, I'm in a select group of 50,000 or so. You may have already won.

5. Neon green text on a purplish background

O what hath Netscape wrought. But who cares if you can actually read the page as long as it looks good?

4. "Back to ..."

I know you just came from my home page. How else could you have possibly gotten here? And I've got to help out all those people whose browsers don't have Back buttons.

3. Blink

Just like people who put their blinkers on to change lanes and then forget to turn them off.

2. "Under Construction"

All my other documents are completely finished.

1. "Click Here"

Hey, I can't be bothered with telling you where you're going, just trust me!

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